Enjoying spam

I'm actually starting to like the spam messages in my e-mail inbox. Now you're probably thinking, "Jeb, that's crazy. Who likes spam? Spammers should be crucified." Well I used to think the same. But now spammers are being innovative and writing abstract prose to get past the filters. Consider this passage...

"She slapped herself across the left cheek with her left hand, hard enough to leave an imprint. He drew his gun and the two of them started slowly down the hall to Pauls closed bedroom door. He had spent much of the night alternately dozing and waking in a cold sweat, sure he was dying. He typed the words MISERYS RETUR in the upper left-hand comer, the number I in the upper right.

So far all speculation centered on three illegal substances: moonshine, marijuana, and cocaine. "She slapped herself across the left cheek with her left hand, hard enough to leave an imprint."

WHAT PASSION! What wonderful writing! I can't wait for the next chapter!!!