An idea for the Easter spirit

I had an idea during a Fark discussion tonight. We were talking about people pleading the Fifth in the attorney firing scandal but we were wondering why Alberto Gonzales wasn't testifying until April 17 and if it was because Easter Break. Well of course I went off on a tangent about Gonzales being compelled to testify in a pink bunny suit. But my best idea was when people testify but plead the Fifth. I think everyone should have to eat a peep every time they take the Fifth. Mainly for entertainment purposes. But also, you'd only take the Fifth when you had to, because if you eat too many peeps, it'll make you sick. This idea will revolutionize the legal world.




Peeps. It's what's for dinner.