Britney Spears Odds!

I am a psychic. Well partly. I was talking about how the Vegas odds of Britney Spears' death by the end of the year were probably getting more and more likely. Well there are Vegas odds! Ok it's actually an offshore gambling website. And sadly there is no bet on death. Perhaps too morbid. But I did find some odds for events that could befall Britney by the end of the year. So I decided to list them. I'm not sure if this counts as copyright or plagiarism but just to be partly safe, I got it from BetUS.com.
See I even provided them with a link. So they shouldn't be too mad.

The numbers after each event is how much money you get back for every $100 bet. The event must take place by 12/31/07

She will get back together with Justin Timberlake

+1000

She will come out as a Lesbian

+200

She will get dropped by her label

+300

She will become a Hare Krishna

+5000

She will join a Christian cult

+2000

She will get married in Vegas (again)

+500

She will become estranged from Sister & Family

+400

She will permanently move out of country

+4000

She will request Asylum on Hollywood Squares

+10000

She will shave her Children’s heads

+5000

She will OD

+700

She will be arrested for a DUI

+200

She will be declared an unfit mother

+700

She will announce she has AIDS

+5000

She will marry Michael Jackson

+15000

that will sell over 5 million copies

+2000

She will star in a blockbuster movie

+15000

She will attempt a sex change

+2500

She will start a career as a hairdresser

+2000