Oil went below $51 a barrel at some point today. I don't know what it closed at because the NYMEX website won't close. I blame the....er....somebody's got to be behind it! Anyway, I was wondering, since oil continues to crash, where have all the people gone who said "Oil is falling to help the Republicans in the election and once the election is over they will shoot back up again?" I haven't heard much about that theory as of late. THE POWER OF ECONOMICS COMPELS YOU!
And yes, I just subbed in economics for Christ. I'm not going to hell.
I have Pink Floyd playing. I was wondering, is that allowed? I mean I'm not high. I've never been high. I don't plan on ever becoming high. Isn't that against some rule?
Another classic Fark Headline (this time without the link because I'm lazy): Man -- accused of stealing from Toys for Tots and caught with porn on his work computer -- is also accused of being the police chief. It's that last one that'll get you!
The Sopranos' final season begins April 8. No Jeb! Don't cry. Re...sist. *Sniff.
Netflix is going to start delivering movies instantly over the web. Die Blockbuster. Die.
Maxim is looking for a girl who was at the Saints-Eagles game. Why? Well because she was wearing a "Fuck Da Eagles" shirt. And for some incomprehensible reason, in the post-Janet Jackson era, Fox decided to show her for several seconds on TV. It's a good thing Joe Buck wasn't broadcasting the game. He probably would have started weeping live. And what would the children have thought?
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