I Wish I Worked At Subway

My friend Matt Craig, works at the Subway in Granite Falls. Nice going with that computer science degree. Anyway, I'm jealous of him for this. Why? Because apparently all the celebrities go to the Subway in Granite Falls. Such as the greatest professional wrestler of all time, Ric Flair. Or tonight's guest, the Kentucky basketball head coach, Tubby Smith. Granite Falls is the new Los Angeles. Well without the fake boobs and vicious street gangs.